I got the link to this youtube video sent to me several times and its sooo funny and sooo true. And just for kicks, I have new "overheard in LA" conversations for you!
::during an evalution, courtesy of my husband::
woman: so my other doctor told me like, weight lifting is the only way to lose weight
husband:....ookkay?
woman: but not, like, any cardio. It's just all about diet. and maybe weights a little.
husband: well, cardio is still a good way to lose weight, really any combination--
woman (cutting him off): um, no. not cardio. I am just going to listen to my other doctor.
husband: well I am not going to argue with you. but you can lose weight with cardio.
woman: no you can't.
::at Trader Joe's::
woman: I don't think you are supposed to eat stuff that is inflamed.
man (with look of horror): it was inflamed?!
::at the park::
girl #1: so I moved in with Richard.
girl #2: ew. so you sleep in the same bed as him?
girl #1: well its like a king size bed so we don't touch.
girl #1: he is a serious actor you know. he is going to be rich.
::outside of CVS::
edgy girl #1: I am so glad I got my period.
edgy girl #2: what you aren't on the pill or anything?
edgy girl #1: no, I don't put chemicals into my body. *takes drag of her cigarette*
::at the park::
girl #1: I am sooo hungry. like starving.
girl #2: me too.
girl #1: want to split like, a small fro-yo?
girl #2: yesssssssssss.
girl #1: its got like no calories.
::at Trader Joe's::
woman: I don't think you are supposed to eat stuff that is inflamed.
man (with look of horror): it was inflamed?!
::at the park::
girl #1: so I moved in with Richard.
girl #2: ew. so you sleep in the same bed as him?
girl #1: well its like a king size bed so we don't touch.
girl #1: he is a serious actor you know. he is going to be rich.
::outside of CVS::
edgy girl #1: I am so glad I got my period.
edgy girl #2: what you aren't on the pill or anything?
edgy girl #1: no, I don't put chemicals into my body. *takes drag of her cigarette*
::at the park::
girl #1: I am sooo hungry. like starving.
girl #2: me too.
girl #1: want to split like, a small fro-yo?
girl #2: yesssssssssss.
girl #1: its got like no calories.
yes, these conversations really happened.
don't forget to link up your friday letters tomorrow!
OVER & OUT,
haha hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThese posts simultaneously make me laugh out loud and worry about the future of our country.
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ReplyDeleteI am in love with these!
that cigarette one, goodness gracious.
and that lady CLEARLY knows more than your husband does, ash. Come on.
And don't worry, David and I don't touch when we sleep either. I mean come on, ew.
ReplyDeleteI love these posts. I literally laugh out loud like an crazy person at work when I read them! Keep em coming!
ReplyDeleteHahaha love that video!
ReplyDeleteLOL stupid lady...no cardio, she's probably just lazy!!
"Serious" actors are the best, you know. Because only "serious" actors make it in Hollywood.... ;)
These just crack me up...people are so ridiculous sometimes!
these are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThese are the BEST! I love the convo with the lady and your husband.
ReplyDeleteHahahha the video and the park one...super hilarious!
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Monica
That is hilarious! I do love me some in-and-out burger though!
ReplyDeletehahahhahah! So excited for my trip out there so we can listen in on all the Hollywood talk. hahaha!
ReplyDeleteHaha! I love reading these posts from you.
ReplyDeleteoh my god I love these. Please do more of these posts.
ReplyDeletehahaha Ashley how do your remember this stuff!? Oh my gosh... it's all just too freaking awesome. I watched that video on Facebook yesterday. Loved it! And now I have a healthy fear of ever driving in LA
ReplyDeleteP.S. I read an article from the Washington Post today on exercise myths that I think that woman would find VERY helpful... because clearly she was wrong
CarissaExplainsItAll
I love your Overheard in LA lines, they are so funny and I have no trouble believing them all. I think my favorite so far is "at the park" and the sad part is, I know some girls who would actually have that conversation.
ReplyDeleteI love these! So funny! I think my favorite is the CVS girls! Wow... Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteThis is by far my favorite "series" from you. I laugh out loud every time! And that video? So freaking funny!
ReplyDeleteI was so happy when I saw this post today...I am loving these! hysterical
ReplyDeletehaha i soooo love this!! and yes, i can picture you hearing these convos, laughing and texting it you yourself. at least, that's what i do :) xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteOh, I LOVE this series! I usually end up almost peeing myself...almost.
ReplyDeleteAmazing. I hope those two girls produce more of those videos! Keep your "Overheard convos" coming. :)
ReplyDeleteMendi @ Her Late Night Cravings
LOL is it horrible that I read these in a total valley girl snooty accent? My favorite is the birth control convo!
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny! I needed a good laugh today.
ReplyDeleteHaha I love it - being from the LA area makes it even better!
ReplyDeleteToo great :)
xxx
Jenna
That video TOTALLY cracked me up!!! It's sad cause I say alot of that...but I swear I'm not that dumb! Haha, the parking thing, so true! "Do you have almond milk?", "Can you believe it's January!?" bahaha. Hope you are loving it out there, I'm totally jealous! And I'll track down the directions for the fashion district and email you :)
ReplyDeleteRidiculous. Love it.
ReplyDeleteThe video is so true except the Westside is the best side, in my opinion:) Its not India. In time you will hear or think the majority of these sayings! lol
ReplyDeleteI love these conversations because I totally believe them. Only in LA!
the cardio thing...REALLY!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteand what richard is teh girl talking about!!?? richard gere?
ashley these are fantastic...please never stop doing these haha try recording or videoing some! i would DIE
split a small fro-yo. Gosh LA stop being so skinny!
xoxox
HAHAHAHAHA! I thought the Richard one was my favorite. But then the no chemicals but you smoke one happened and that was my favorite. And then the fro yo one happened. Seriously. Do you bust out laughing at these people?!?!
ReplyDeleteAhahah! You need to make a new video, or at least a supplement...these are stinking hilarious!!
ReplyDeletehahaha love the no chemicals one... seems like non-stop entertainment in LA :)
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ReplyDeleteI just found your blog and you are hilarious! I am going to love reading your posts :)
ReplyDelete-Amy
http://theblankpagesblog.blogspot.com/
HAHAHAHA! My favorite from the video, which is me everyday on the phone in my car, "F*** was that a cop?"
ReplyDeleteAlso, I can not believe some of the stuff you are overhearing. They make me cringe. As much as I love living out here, I really wish the Marine Corps would send us back to the east coast.
Keep em coming!
These are pretty hilarious! Buuuuuuuut.....you're making my "home" look bad. I know, I know, that is the stereotype of LA and there are people who fit into it {and entertain the rest of us}....but I also feel like I'm constantly telling people that there's more to LA than the "Hollywood" scene. Help a sista out!
ReplyDeletehahaha omg keep these coming!
ReplyDeleteHaha! I love reading these conversations. I can't believe these things actually come out of people's mouths seriously.
ReplyDeleteThese crack me up!! I swear its like they're made up. Too good!
ReplyDeleteI love this! Makes me laugh!! :)
ReplyDeleteEspecially the 'Outside of CVS' one, and the 'At the Park' one!
kind of sad really...does anybody think?
ReplyDeleteI am dying at that CVS conversation. Really? Haha.
ReplyDeleteAlso, when I'm starving, the words small and sharing are not in the next sentence that comes out of my mouth. Pretty sure it's more like "large" and "MINE."
Haha this is hilarious! I love that video and those conversations!
ReplyDeleteI love these posts!! Too funny! The chemicals/cigarette one is the best :)
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I adore these posts! It's so unreal the things people actually so!
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