It is that time again... yes, time for more idiotic things
overheard in this crazy city of LA.... you will feel smarter after this...
::at Santa Monica beach::
guy: Sand is rocks that disintegrated over time cuz of volcanoes.
::while hiking runyon canyon::
girl #1: but seriously, you need to surround yourself with positive light.
girl #2: totally.
girl #1: like even if it is only one person who is your actual friend.
just have at least one person who just like, builds you up.
girl #2: absolutely.
::at the griddle, skinny blonde with far too much makeup on::
girl: I think she has like, definitely become a better person since I have been friends with her.
other girls: *fervently nod*
::at coffee bean and tea leaf, santa monica blvd::
middle aged woman to other middle aged woman: if you get the frap, make sure its a white frap
because the dark part of the chocolate is where all the calories live.
::On the Santa Monica Pier::
homeless person: come on people! how about yous put a penny in my bucket
and I'll go back to Venice and leave you the f*** alone!
::in the park:
girl: yeah I am not a big fan of like, orange juice, unless I am in like florida
and its like, fresh squeezed. otherwise, there is no need for that.
::in beverly hills, 10am:
guy#1: want to meet me for dinner tonight
guy #2: I can't, I have to go to the valley for work.
guy #3: oh gawwwwd. that is so far!
guy #2: I know, it is BS.
Over & Out,