It is that time again... yes, time for more idiotic things
overheard in this crazy city of LA.... you will feel smarter after this...
::at Santa Monica beach::
guy: Sand is rocks that disintegrated over time cuz of volcanoes.
::while hiking runyon canyon::
girl #1: but seriously, you need to surround yourself with positive light.
girl #2: totally.
girl #1: like even if it is only one person who is your actual friend.
just have at least one person who just like, builds you up.
girl #2: absolutely.
::at the griddle, skinny blonde with far too much makeup on::
girl: I think she has like, definitely become a better person since I have been friends with her.
other girls: *fervently nod*
::at coffee bean and tea leaf, santa monica blvd::
middle aged woman to other middle aged woman: if you get the frap, make sure its a white frap
because the dark part of the chocolate is where all the calories live.
::On the Santa Monica Pier::
homeless person: come on people! how about yous put a penny in my bucket
and I'll go back to Venice and leave you the f*** alone!
::in the park:
girl: yeah I am not a big fan of like, orange juice, unless I am in like florida
and its like, fresh squeezed. otherwise, there is no need for that.
::in beverly hills, 10am:
guy#1: want to meet me for dinner tonight
guy #2: I can't, I have to go to the valley for work.
guy #3: oh gawwwwd. that is so far!
guy #2: I know, it is BS.
Over & Out,
A
This is a great post!
ReplyDeleteHahhaha I love these everytime!
ReplyDeleteOh dear LORD! The things people say sometimes absolutely dumbfound me!
ReplyDeleteLove it! I have to go to the Valley tonight too. Bummer:( haha
ReplyDeletehahaha I love these posts!
ReplyDeletethese are all pretty painful, but particularly the white frap one.. I mean, really? My sister lives in LA and have visited enough time to believe that all these "overheards" are so sadly true!!!
ReplyDeleteThese are great! They always make me feel better about myself.
ReplyDeleteThis is seriously my new favorite part of your blog! These posts crack me up! Keep em coming girl !
ReplyDeleteHahah I can't get enough of these! Live in la forever just so we can read these, deal?!
ReplyDeletehah, hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLOL I could sit out and listen to people all day
ReplyDeleteMy fav is the homeless person and the chocolate calories hahah this is awesome
Have you seen girls smacking gum and twirling their hair like in clueless!?! Hahaha
Xoxoxo
I just love these posts. Hilarious! haha! Oh goodnes.. I feel like, so much smarter!
ReplyDeleteLove this post! I live in LA (originally from Ohio) & I'm really not surprised.. I might just have to start listening to random ppl more often hahah. Loving your blog! : )
ReplyDeleteVictoria
Forever Fashionably Late
These posts make me laugh so much!! Absolutely hilarious! Wish I could be n LA rather than in England though... It's absolutely freezing here!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing!
Too funny -- side note: I love The Griddle Cafe, so yummy! xo
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Okay lady lets meet up already! I'm telling you Earth Cafe :)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA. These never get old. Love the OJ/Florida one...
ReplyDeleteOk, coming from someone that lives in L.A. and grew up here in SoCal, going to the valley is really far away. Just sayin. The 405 during rush hour is just baaaaaad.
ReplyDeleteThe homeless people in this town of ours are wonderful like that.
AND... the guy talking about sand... wow, just wow.
I agree with Melissa....I am not going to the valley unless I have to hahah
ReplyDeleteLove these!! Although I agree that the Valley can be "so far" sometimes :)
ReplyDeleteI heard a girl who works at F21 in the mall say to her coworker "I could totally eat a cake pop right now." Random, but really, who couldn't eat a cake pop at anytime?
These are too funny!! Haha! I love all the likes!
ReplyDeleteI love these so much. Bring on more funny!!!!
ReplyDeleteah the likes! they have traveled to the midwest now! But it is WAY worse in cali! I miss it though!
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome!! =)
ReplyDeleteSuch funny things people say!
Much Love,
L
(allglorious-within.blogspot.com)
HI-larious!! I love the "positive light" and caffeine convos....so funny!
ReplyDeleteI love these posts so much! They always make me laugh AND make me feel a little bit smarter.
ReplyDeleteI love the griddle! These overheard posts make me laugh... lovely LA folks!
ReplyDeletehahahaha! this is hilarious and i am glad i found it... you remind me of myself and seeing the random humor in peoples convos... love it.. =)
ReplyDeletenew follower for you. yay! =)
I'm still laughing at "The dark part of the chocolate is where all the calories live." Too funny!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I LOVE Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf. And I can tell you that after going to one in L.A. and listening to some of the conversations around me, I felt A LOT smarter.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. The orange juice girl kills me.
ReplyDeleteHaha "the dark part is where all the calories are" ..whatever! Love these posts!!
ReplyDeleteThese posts are always hilarious! :) My favorite this time has to be the homeless guy. HAHA
ReplyDeletehaha seriously where do you
ReplyDeletemeet all this idiots!
xoxo
MELINA ♥
www.onlyaflightaway.blogspot.com
Gosh, I always look forward to these! They make me laugh, and I love them.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE these. My brother lives in Ventura and some of the shit he tells me he overhears blows my mind. Your blog makes me smile :)
ReplyDeleteAlicia
this made me laugh so hard but I'm in my living room so I couldn't voice it. People in Los Angeles and this world we live in are funny. I say some pretty dumb things too... Oh boy, hope no bloggers are around when I speak ;). hahaha
ReplyDelete♥CheChe
hilarious! I used to live in LA and totally remember these d bags everywhere!!
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