:: In Westwood::
college girl #1: I don't want to take a connecting flight to Dallas in economy on Spring Break!
college girl #2: LAME! *nodding, smacking gun*
::Movie Theater in Century City::
Ten Year Old YELLING at Mom: why are we here? we should be at the beverly center! It's the best shopping ever. Why are we wasting like an hour at the movies? This is dumb! This is STUPID! I want to leave! MOM MOM MOM!!!!!!
::In the movie theater, high school boy goes up girlfriends shirt while making out::
me: um, you guys need to cool it, there are kids in here.
twiggy, indie highschool boy: f*ck this! I am out of here! f*ck this!
low self esteem girlfriend: maxxxxxxx, no! nooo! come back!
::Bachelor Watch Party::
Former Bach Contestant #1: LA is like such a huge city.
Former Bach Contestant #2: yeah, we need to go to that P place, obvs.
Former Bach Contestant #1: you mean pacific palisades?
Former Bach Contestant #2: no, PCH.
Former Bach Contestant #1: Oh, totes.
Former Bach Contestant #2: OBVS!
::Bachelor Watch Party::
Former Bach Contestant #1: LA is like such a huge city.
Former Bach Contestant #2: yeah, we need to go to that P place, obvs.
Former Bach Contestant #1: you mean pacific palisades?
Former Bach Contestant #2: no, PCH.
Former Bach Contestant #1: Oh, totes.
Former Bach Contestant #2: OBVS!
::Mt. Hollywood Hiking Trail::
girl #1: NO, what's dumb is doing this hike when we could just sit in a sauna and
sweat out the fat. and it would only take like twenty minutes.
girl #2: let's just try it this way.
girl #1: you mean the poor person way?
::Mt. Hollywood Hiking Trail::
girl #1: would you go nude for a movie?
girl #2: no way. never. but I would do topless.
girl #3: that is still getting naked.
girl #2: boobs don't matter, mine aren't real anyway. so they aren't really seeing ME naked.
girl #1: I don't think it works that way.
::Newport Beach::
young girl #1 to our friend: I like your shoes. They're swag.
our friend: um, okay thanks.
young girl #2: you are so hipster. Swag.
young girl #1: get yo swag on.
young girl #2: *explicative*
our friend: did those 12 year olds just insult me? I am NOT a hipster.
::in the grocery store::
guy: babe, get the grass fed beef.
girl: ugh, no way! those cows are sick because they are just eating, like, dirt.
guy: no, that is healthier because its what they are supposed to eat.
girl: then how do they get their vitamins and minerals from dirty grass?
guy: *heavy sigh*
::at a restaurant::
girl #1: OMG I am getting whatever I want because I still have all my calories left for the day plus like 500 from yesterday.
girl #2: I don't think calories roll over to the next day.
girl #1: *look of horror* what do you mean?
girl #1: yeah, it starts over everyday.
girl #2: S***, that's why I haven't lost any weight!
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Over & Out,
A
p.s. get your letters ready for tomorrow!!
haha these are hilarious! They make me proud to be an East Coast Girl! ;)
ReplyDeleteI surely wish calories rolled over.... HA!
ReplyDeletethis made my life so much more amazing. my gosh. hilarious.
ReplyDeleteGoing on hikes is the "poor person way". Gosh. I think I would start punching every dumb person I encountered on these hikes of yours.
ReplyDeleteAnd the girl who thinks she can eat what ever she wants because she starved herself the day before is just sad.
Bahahaha! Roll over calories. That's amazing!
ReplyDeletebahaha, rollover calories!! She must not be with the AT&T weight loss plan! I love these!
ReplyDeleteI just died laughing in my cube at work! Too funny girl. Props for remembering all of those conversations!
ReplyDeleteOmg, I could read these all day every day. Amazing!! But for reals, I don't think anything will ever top pointing the blow driers to the sky to clear the smog.
ReplyDeleteSeriously one of my favorite posts. Hilarious! I'm going to miss you living in LA! Haha!
ReplyDeleteNot all LA girls are like this, I swear:) The last one might be my favorite yet.
ReplyDeleteummmm
ReplyDeletemy friends have had the mt hollywood hiking conversation.....word for word...
im ashamed.
OMG two things...
ReplyDelete1) If there was such a thing as rollover calories, how great would that be? Maybe we should just all get on that girl' plan lol..or not.
2) The hipster comment reminded me of when I was ike eight years old and some kid came up to me and told me my shoes were "tight". And me, being the lame eight year old I was and having no idea what "tight" meant responded with "um, actually they're kinda loose." I don't know what hipster swag has to do with tight shoe, but it just goes together in my head.
I love these posts!
HAha these are so funny!
ReplyDeleteI actually laughed out loud at that last one!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha it'd be awesome if there were rollover calories. I don't think I'd have any extras though :)
ReplyDeleteI just don't understand people sometimes....
ReplyDeleteWOW - roller over calories? haha
ReplyDeleteOh my goodess! These are hysterical!!! You are a GREAT listener. Do you make it a point to listen to conversations, are they that loud, or do you just have magic hearing ears? Its my first time reading them and I am hooked! Please please always keep doing more. :)
ReplyDeleteI love reading these!
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious, love it!
ReplyDeletebahahaha! Oh my gosh! These are some of the funniest ones! From the boyfriend leaving in the movie theater, to the rollover calories, hahah! I can't believe people REALLY say stuff like that!
ReplyDeleteOh, you poor soul...
ReplyDeleteI get SO excited to read these posts!!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, this seriously made my day... i don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for them hehe.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, this seriously made my day... i don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for them hehe.
ReplyDeleteI live in L.A. and I still don't know what swag means. Either I'm too old (at 25 years old) or just not hipster enough. Maybe I need to spend some time in Silverlake.
ReplyDeleteI love these! Make me laugh everytime...and feel slightly better about myself lol
ReplyDeleteThese will never get old. Please don't stop listening in on peoples' convos. Thank you in advance.
ReplyDeletehahaha, oh my goodness
ReplyDeleteso glad you said something to that couple!
hahaha wow! Seems like you get to hear some great conversations!
ReplyDeleteThese are too funny. I should start doing this with Alaska. Of course, I'd probably have to go out and about a little more than I do now :)
ReplyDeletehahaha! rollover calories. thats hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAh I love these Ashley!! They make me laugh every time!! I even read them to my husband lol. I liked the guy "heavy sigh" and the idea of roll over calories haha.
ReplyDeleteThese are my FAVORITE posts, I literally read my husband every one and we die laughing, although sometimes I'm nervous people will record the dumb things I am guilty of saying haha. The movie theater high school guy was my fav!
ReplyDeleteWhat calories don't roll over? The boobs one killed me a little bit haha :)
ReplyDeletehahahahah this is soooooo great!
ReplyDeleteI live for these posts. The last one killed me.
ReplyDeleteI love these!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha that last one is my favorite!!!
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